Proposal
I will be doing an infomercial
about an amazing new product that will allow you to smell what’s on the
internet or T.V. I will most likely be the actor and the narrator.
Script
The scene starts with me on the
computer just browsing the web when….
Narrator
Hay you!!!
Me looking around with a
questioning look.
Me:
Uhhhh… hello?
Narrator:
Do you want to enhance your web surfing
experience?
Me:
Where are you?
Narrator:
Then let me tell
you about this amazing new product from ______
. This new technology has the
ability to actually pull smells from the inter-webs and insert them directly
into your nose!
Me looking under
the bed:
No seriously
where are you?
Narrator:
So Johnny have
you ever smelled a coconut?
Me:
My names Kyle…..
Narrator:
Well now you can
with ________!
Me looking in
the fridge :
This is starting
to get weird….
Narrator:
So Billy I bet
you are wondering how much this wonderful piece of equipment will cost you.
Me:
No.
Narrator:
Well for a limited
time only you can get it for the low, low price of six easy payments on $39.99.
And if you call in right now we will throw in another free. Yes free that a
value of $6 bucks for only six payments of $39.99
So Jimmy seems
like a small price to pay for such an amazing product, am I right?
Me:
Get out of my
head!!!!
Narrator:
(laughing) All right
bobby. Well what are you waiting for? Pick up the phone and call 1-800-GET-SOME
that’s 1-800- GET-SOME. Call now!!!!!! I mean it!!!!
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